SERIOUSLY…
SERIOUSLY… THIS GIRL MAY NEED THAT CHEEZBURGER MORE THAN HAPPYCAT…
(Oakland Raiders Cheerleader)
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She’s fine. If anything she needs bigger boobs.
Athletic girls rarely have ‘em, because their body fat is generally low; girls with large breasts generally don’t go into athletics because big boobs throw off their balance and are painful when they bounce (I had to give up gymnastics at a young age because of mine). Usually if you see an athletic girl with particularly large breasts, they’re silicone.
That said, I’ve seen skinnier, and this girl doesn’t look unhealthily thin to me.
I’m an athlete and I have large breasts.
Duct tape does wonders.
Sorry, im struggling to understand. would you by chance have any illustrative material? photos or videos would be perfectly acceptable
ps the girl in the picture looks just right, let the cat eat cheezeburgerz!
I’ll have to get one of me bouncing up and down on the horse
Wow that was horrible of me. >.<
She’s a cheerleader. Bigger boobs could be…painful.
That’s called athletic physique. I don’t get how this is skinny. Go look at gymnasts. And anyone who curves their back like that and moves their arms backwards make their ribs show. Unless you are above avarage weight.
i agree, she looks perfectly fine. and her boobs are just the way i like them, sporty and natural.
if you want to hand out cheeseburgers, Nicole Kidman and some stage models would be in much more need of them.
heh, her boobs are not natural…
Ribs showing is not athletic; it’s emaciated.
But no; cheezburger iz not anser. She needs food, not fat.
You need to lose some weight, obviously. Ribs are supposed to show in that pose.
If you can see the ribs in a relaxed pose, Uh Oh! The cheezburger is an answer anyways… but only if u put’em in her boobs xD
This is such a tired argument. She is definitely not emaciated – her back is arched and slightly twisted and she is athletic, it looks like more abdominal muscles are showing than rib. I can always feel and almost always see my ribs and I am not ‘emaciated’. Lots of women just don’t have a lot of tissue in that area.
This. Those ARE ribs, but I’m hardly emaciated and MY ribs show if I push my shoulders back and arch backwards.
Go look at Courtney Love, Nicole Richie in older pics, or just about anyone in Hollywood lately under age 30 and female who isn’t a “character” actor. This girl’s athletic. They’re emaciated.
I’m usually along with those that cry, “Feed that girl a sandwich!” but this isn’t a case of that here. She’s athletic, and thin – not skinny, or emaciated, or underfed. The bit of ribs at the bottom are natural; hell, I’m 160lbs (and a hair under 6′, so it sits well on me) and my ribs stick out like that.
The area you should look more at is her chest. No, pervs, I mean between her breasts and under her clavicle – if you see pronounced ribs there, the girl is underweight. I see a pronounced collarbone, but no ribs.
Cheerleaders for the most part are pretty healthy – you need to be able to eat to keep up with the demanding physical aspect of the job (and yes, it does take a toll on you physically) without passing out in the middle of a set. Yes, there’s a big demand for the girls to be skinny, but the ones who can’t keep up due to starving themselves tend not to last long.
Another caption made by a fat chick. I see they have branched out to cover sports now too. If you want to look like that, I suggest putting the fork down.
God DAMMIT. Not this picture again. Now we’re gonna get a bunch of fvcking morons debating the healthiness of her physique, along with a bunch of people ‘debating’ over how this influences our children.
Fvck you, Up Next In Sports.
This caption was obviously made by a fat girl. She looks fine. Cheerleaders cant be plus sized because they have to be athletic and thrown in the air and you cant throw an overweight person into air.
there’s something called a crane…
If you stand in the same position she is in and don’t see ribs like that, you are FAT. Her weight is fine.
Howard Johnson is right! Seriously, she looks great.
Oh good heavens – she is very pretty looking. Wish I had a figure like hers. People, stop with the petty jealousy.
And seriously – some girls are naturally thin, while others are not – who are YOU to tell those naturally thin girls who do eat and cannot gain weight that they are freaks? Grow up.
thank you! i think she looks fine. she is a very pretty girl. i’ve seen scary skinny, and she is no scary skinny.
No, not scary skinny. But yes, underweight.
It all depends on her height and metabolism, neither of which you know so please stop.
That’s the way I am. I’ve always been a little bit underweight, but I’ve never had any health problems. I’ve actually tried to get up to the normal for my height (at 5 foot 2 inches I’m petite). I really dislike it when I get grouped with the anorexic/bulimic girls, because I’ve never done anything like that, nor had any desire to. I’m extremely comfortable with my body.
No, this caption (like 97% of upnextinsports captions) is FAIL.
She’s fine, damn fine…
Please don’t tell me ‘those’ people who make these captions are finding, and infiltrating other parts of this network.
I’d hit that!
I’m a good 10-15 lbs overweight and if I strike that pose my ribs show. If this pic shows up one more time with a weight-based caption, I will destroy the universe. You have been warned. Merry Christmas! : )
I’m sure you’re hungry, but please, don’t eat the universe.
I’m a good hell-of-a-lot-more-than-ten-punds overweight and my ribs show when I stretch. She’s fine. She has boobs and her thighs aren’t thinner than her knees.
She is fine. People become skinny when they get off the internet and move around, unlike the fatty that made this caption.
best comment ever!!!!
She’s absolutely normal, all women should be like that. The author of this picture is most probably fat and jealous.
I wouldn’t say that all women should be like that (some girls are curvy without being large). Personally, at this angle, its hard to tell – but it doesn’t look like she has much in the way of hips. But she’s perfectly fit for an athletic girl, and I wish I had those ab muscles, damn.
Curvy girls FTW! Much more sex appeal
Up next in sports keeps failing. Caption after caption.
Sure is JEALOUS FATTY in here…
People need to quit it with the “OMG EAT A SAMMICH” captions. They are not funny. Some people are thin– because they work at it. This woman is athletic, so one would expect her to have a low bodyfat percentage.
Easy, kiddo. This society criticizes people if they are AT ALL different from the ideal, whether it’s too thin or too fat. Get used to it and move on.
Compare this one to the Chief’s cheerleader about three captions back…
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The other girl is standing with her back arched and her arms up (not back like this one but up, v. similar pose, try it) and you don’t see her ribs… or her collar bone.
You can see this girls ribs and her collar bone, while yes, she may be naturaly thin, she might also be over working for her caloric intake.
I’m going with the Eat a Sandwich crowd here.
Arms straight up and standing “tall” is VERY different than arms pulled behind your head, back arched, belly sucked in, butt sticking out.
The pose is different, dumbass.
Have a snack you’ll feel better.
I’m a bit more than 15lbs overweight and I just went to the mirror, took off my shirt, and did the same pose. My ribs showed as well. Not a single person looking at me standing regularly is going to tell me I need to eat a sandwich. The captioner needs a clue. The cheerleader is fine.
I, who happened to be a non-athletic & curvy girl think she looks great! Good for her!
Merry holidays!
Yay curvy girls! Wanna come over? Plz
she might as well get fat anyway, it’s tastier and she cheers for the raiders. XD
put on a pair of sneakers, put down the junk food, hit the track, and do some strength training. you’ll see after a while what athleticism, determination, and being healthy look like….it oddly enough is comparable to the picture above, but may also vary from body type to body type…in the words of billy bush, “i’m jus’ sayin’…”
Quoting Billy Bush are we? Wow, you’re a winner.
Y’know what I see? I see a very pretty face and a squooshy little tummy. Dumbass cheeseburger comments are dumbass.
Whoever made this caption is a FATASS.
I’m a 165-lb. male and I think she’s too skinny. Wanna try again?
I’m a fat chick xD
I’m pretty darn big, and if I stretch my arms like that, my ribs show too.
This girl is hella hot, and looks happy.
So cute!
You know, I get that the rest of the possible shapes of a happy human should be appreciated more often. I get that everyone’s tired of seeing bag-of-antlers models and actresses everywhere. I get that everyone’s sick of the anti-female comments generated. I get that. I understand. But..
Please, stop making these stupid “eat a cheezburger ur 2 thin” caption lols. They don’t make people lol. Know why?
THEY AREN’T FUNNY.
People are sick of these and end up just generating more misogynistic commentary than anything else. It doesn’t help *anybody*.
Just….stop. Let it go.
You all do realize the poster of this caption is male, right?
You know, I get that the rest of the possible shapes of a happy human should be appreciated more often. I get that everyone’s tired of seeing bag-of-antlers models and actresses everywhere. I get that everyone’s sick of the anti-female comments generated. I get that. I understand. But..
Please, stop making these stupid “eat a cheezburger ur 2 thin” caption lols. They don’t make people lol. Know why?
THEY AREN’T FUNNY.
People are sick of these and end up just generating more misogynistic commentary than anything else. It doesn’t help *anybody*.
Oh yeah, and, I’m fat. And, I’m a chick.
Will also add, that girl is much hotness. So cute. Yum!
Yeah I agree with you. And while I don’t think she is very pretty (by her face), but who the heck am I to judge, the world is full of different shapes and sizes. And alot are beautiful.
To assume the person who posted is fat is ridiculous to me, they just may not prefer this body type and find it gross. It happens.
Real women have curves, not eating disorders. Marilyn Monroe. ENOUGH SAID.
So having a vagina and various other female organs means nothing? What about men with breasts…are they just women with penises? What are less curvy women…figments of the imagination? What about women who aren’t exact copies of Marilyn Monroe? I’m sorry…but a less curvy woman’s vagina is just as legit as a curvy woman’s vagina.
Someone isn’t curvy, and is jealous. well, that, or she’s curvy, but is on her period and wants to be a bitch
She’s just fine. STFU
jealous people suck
Hey, this is goptoughguy – the lol’s creator. I think the girl is drop-dead gorgeous, and no, she is definitely NOT too thin. This is just a lol – not a be-all, end-all social commentary on women’s sizes and health. Real men like women of most sizes. We like thin, we like a meaty. We like blonde, we like brunette. We like white, we like black. We like skinny, we like voluptuous. We don’t like obese girls (some guys do), but that’s about it.
I just saw the picture of the hot girl and wanted to make a funny caption. Don’t think about things so much!!! Some of you are over analyzing!!
The girl is this pic is frickin’ awesome!!!
Oh and for the record – I, the author of this post – am thin and work out 5 days a week. You can look up my profile!
someones jealous
Caption fail. Fatties need to find something better to do than bash thin people.
I could eat your mom…that a start?
stick thin women should stop hating on women who they call fat then. they act just as jealous about the breasts, otherwise they wouldn’t get boob jobs.
It goes around and around, everyone wants something someone else has. Get over it.
Also, how many times do they need to post that they guy who made the caption is a MALE who thinks she is hot.
please marry me stranger.
You can never get the smell of anothers taint off your hands…
She doesn’t look too skinny to me. You have to be quite strong to be a cheerleader.
And man, whoever said she needs bigger boobs needs to take another look… she’s arching back and that top is squishing them flat. Look at the circumference of the boobage… those are actually pretty sizable, I’d say. But hey, she may need to come over to my house, do a few cheers and let me squeeze ‘em to make sure. You know. For science.