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For Pete’s Sake – Get a Room!

(St. Kilda FC and Geelong FC)

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  1. Matty says:

    Shouldn’t that say ‘For Pele’s Sake?

  2. Eliane says:

    Er, no. Mostly ’cause that was the end of the Aussie Rules grand final this year – not a soccer match.

    • dr handle says:

      Well, after the thumping they (Geelong) got from Hawthorn in last year’s Grand Final, you can allow them a bit of big-boy-sport-love after winning this year. It would’ve been nice to see St Kilda get up, though (although my dad would still be faffing on about it if they had).

      • Turtle says:

        I live in Cats territory. It’s December and they still haven’t stopped hugging. :P

        Mind you, I think it could go on for a while yet. There’s a few Collingwood supporters who are still harping on about 1990.

        • Atchy says:

          Argh I know man they just don’t shut up! they still whinge about a free kick that got paid against them in the 2002 grand final (I’m a Lions supporter btw). Makes me lol to no end I can tell you.

          • dr handle says:

            My grandfather and one great-uncle played for South Melbourne; two other great-uncles played for Collingwood. At at the annual Christmas gathering-of-the-clan, they’d all end up in the garage, playing poker and drinking and arguing about things that happened 40 years previously, so apparently the whingeing will go on for some time yet.

            • paws4thot says:

              One of my great grandfathers played for a top division soccer side in Scotland, back around 1900. Fortunately, we didn’t have any relatives that I know of who played for their greatest rivals (or either of the teams everyone else’s fans love to hate).

  3. lolpuncher says:

    Why are there so many pics of football/soccer/futbol on this site.

  4. Eli says:

    That Joel Selwood (number 14)… I’d ‘hug’ him any day.

  5. Eli says:

    I’d hug Joel Selwood (#14) any day. ANY day.

  6. Again says:

    That’s “Futbol” for you… The sport of queers.

    AMERICAN FOOTBALL FTW FOREVER!!!

    • Gumby79 says:

      AUSSIE RULES FTW FOR LONGER, this isn’t soccer or any of those boring rule intensive sports, and its MUCH more interesting than american football, the rules for spectators drink as much beer as possible (considering bathurst or something slightly like nascar but the drivers figured out how to go right and left, just had to limit beer intake to a case or 24 full strength beers a day or 4L of wine), abuse the white maggots (refs). the rules for player, fight when the refs not looking, bounce the wrong shaped ball as you run make a lot of massive blows with absolutely no padding. much better than american football.

  7. Kai says:

    Menage a trois? lol

  8. Spontaniouscombustion says:

    hey that sounds tasty, can i have some?

  9. Queen o' Sarcasm says:

    You just got bombed.

    • Again says:

      “Btch plz”

      I OWNED them and they couldn’t say SH*T to my face, then they come back to talk big (thinking that *I* wouldn’t come back and catch them) and I’M the one who got “bombed”?

      I called THEM on their flaccid, limp-d*cked actions so if anyone got “bombed” its THEM, not me! But hey, if you can march in here after the fact and talk your sh*t so you can forget for a brief moment that you’re a dead-end whore feel free… Just know your place, woman. It’s underneath the loser felon MAN you’re probably shacked up with, in that ratty kitchen in your single-wide trailer with the 4 ugly little sh*t kids…

      • DAvo says:

        thanks for reinforcing the dumb,stupid,short tempered american stereotype, i didnt even think it existed until you posted that god-awful comment

        • Pi says:

          Makes me proud to be an American… :/

          This guy’s just some big-mouthed, ignorant internet tough-guy troll.

          American Football fans can sometimes be such dunder-heads – and I thought the football players were supposed to be the ones that suffer from blunt-force trauma to the head.

  10. Again says:

    “Your comment is awaiting Moderation”

    Why?

    Or is the mod a “futbol” fan too? Maybe THAT is why there is so much “futbol/soccer” fairy action on the forum?

    Oh, and AMERICAN FOOTBALL FTW FOREVER

  11. Again says:

    And YOU didn’t have the balls to respond directly, you “flaming bloody git”…

    So the LULZ are on – and directed at – YOU.

    If you can’t come at me directly STFU and go back to your casual sodomy and effeminate “british male” ways you daft c*nt*

    * Hey CurryWoman: Take Note – EQUAL OPPORTUNITY USE of the word “C*nt” you idiotic B*TCH.

  12. jimah says:

    americans are what’s wrong with this world

    • Gumby79 says:

      too true, get on with the invasion china, genocide by mass migration, breed them out or take all their jobs. or just every other county ignore them, cut all links and it will soon go away and die, its a country that craves attention

  13. Matt Scheaffer says:

    Tell me again how much tougher these poofs are than American football players. Gay ass faggot euro-queers

    • -Redsands- says:

      Matt.. its Australian rules, Australia, southern hemisphere, big island south of Asia, Europe, big land mass in northern hemisphere.

      You are welcome to give it a try, come over I am sure the boys would love to play with any American football player.. that is if you can last longer than 10minutes on the field at a time and if you won’t run off crying to mama because you weren’t allowed to wear pads to soften the fall on your poor soft behind.

      • paws4thot says:

        Yeah, just what is “manly” about dressing up in 20kg of body armour to play a game of rugby, and then stopping for a rest every 30 seconds?

        I’ll give Aussie Rules respec’ and I know Rugby Union gets respec’ back!

    • RugbyGirl says:

      Being a Queenslander I feel the need to say “thats why they call it gAyFL, bloody southerners”
      But after reading all the dumb as sh*t Sepos point of view (such as yourself Matt eg Mixing up Europe and Australia WTF??) I feel the need as an Aussie to say be it AFL, NRL or Union players we are tougher, fitter, harder, smarter and better looking than yank football players (if you can call it football, I mean they run around in LYCRA with enough padding to save them from a bomb blast and think thier tough! not to mention the fact that people on the team only have to do one thing! Here we have to be able to do everything) not to mention we will drink you under the table afterwards!

      • mew2 says:

        I already posted comments agreeing that “your” football is better than “ours” but one possible pro-US football point did pop into my head over the weekend: say what you will about US football, I do admire the players’ willingness to play in even the most gawd-awful weather. We’ll postpone/delay/cancel a baseball game at the hint of a raindrop, but these helmeted behemoths will stay on the field through dang near anything Mother Nature cares to throw at them, be it a driving rainstorm or blinding blizzard, which I think proves one of two possible things: either A) US football players are tougher than either of us has given them credit for, or B) they don’t have the good sense to come in out of the rain (or sleet, or snow, or sub-zero windchills).

  14. -Redsands- says:

    Man loving, its ok, as long as its done on the field.

  15. latt says:

    How can people mix up Europe and Australia ? I mean … HOW ?

    • Jargonmaster says:

      Did you say Austria?

      • Eliane says:

        LOL!!! :)

        Seriously tho, to all the Americans out there – there are more than 2 types of leather-covered ball sports in the world – not even counting cricket ;)

        • mew2 says:

          Even though I’m already tremendously late for work I’ve gotta weigh in on this whole American vs. Euro/Aussie sports thing. Please please PLEASE don’t automatically assume that just because SOME of us are ignorant buffoons that we’re all a bunch of cousin-dating egocentric slobs. The “Yanks” that have popped up here are a sorry representation of our population and are, to my mind, an embarrassment to the human species. The greatest mystery is how they can breathe with their heads so far up their rears.

          As far as the different sports I understand neither US nor Aussie football but prefer “footy” beyond a doubt. No protective gear, no discernable rules that I can make out other than “kill the guy that has the ball then invite him to the pub afterward”…and YOU guys are the “poofy” ones?!?!?

  16. Sarge says:

    GO THE MIGHTY CATS 09!!! YOU BEAUTYYY!!!!!!

  17. Cammo says:

    its Aussie football
    if it was soccer they would be naked

  18. Lucy says:

    Um wow never knew there was a guy-kissing-threesome :O
    Well good for them :)

  19. dani says:

    :( sad day…

  20. crazydogkennel says:

    Bwahaha Auzzie Rules :D :D pretty much just rugby with rules that make even less sense :D

  21. thetodd0709 says:

    Best day of my life

    I was there, sitting directly above that blue section as a matter of fact


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