Comments on: handball

By: comebackkid

comebackkid — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:47:57 +0000

he was also the dude in gone in sixty seconds that didnt talk…and stole the hummer..vinnie is a bad ass.

By: Lefuulei

Lefuulei — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:21:01 +0000

I think you mean HARDball.

By: Wayne

Wayne — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:42:31 +0000

I guess someone doesn’t know Vinnie..

By: ts11

ts11 — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:30:04 +0000

Gascoigne sent a rose to the Wimbledon dressing room for Vinnie Jones after the incident and got a toilet brush in return.

By: Giskard

Giskard — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:18:26 +0000

Damn, I stand corrected again.

“Bologna’s Giuseppe Lorenzo held the previous record for the quickest red card, at 10 seconds. ”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_conf/7802865.stm

By: Giskard

Giskard — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:17:10 +0000

The incident you are referring to happened since the last time I looked up the fasted red card. So now Vinnie holds the record for second fastest red card.

By: correct

correct — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:36:15 +0000

you are right

By: Charlie

Charlie — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 09:17:22 +0000

What? Because America is the whole world and everyone shares the exact same customs? Sigh.

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:04:52 +0000

I thought the fastest red was when he timed it perfectly so he would be running across the line when the ref blew the whistle and just clattered the opposition to the floor?

By: Sendasalamitotheboyinthearmy

Sendasalamitotheboyinthearmy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:22:51 +0000

@ Guido.

I see what you did there.

By: emily

emily — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:45:08 +0000

Best serial killer ever.

By: Guido

Guido — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:38:13 +0000

I recommend “the midnight meat train”. Vinnie plays a serial killer on the subway in NY.

By: Joy

Joy — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:45:35 +0000

Gotta love vinnie jones

By: Orkan

Orkan — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:02:49 +0000

Yes.

Been in a few movies, most notably “Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels”, “Snatch”, “Swordfish”, and “X-Men: Last Stand”.

By: Lola

Lola — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:39:33 +0000

Isn’t Vinnie Jones an actor now??

By: Achilles Cat

Achilles Cat — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:10:39 +0000

Hey, I didn’t say I would use them, I was thinking about the other guy getting to use them. Although, being from Texas, a good hog tie and a castrating tool might not be remiss.

By: EGV

EGV — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:03:12 +0000

Yer doin it wrong.

By: mew2

mew2 — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:53:02 +0000

Betcha the card wasn’t the only thing that was red…

By: CatManToo

CatManToo — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:13:53 +0000

@Achilles Cat
I will gladly buy you the pliers as long as I can watch/video what happens to you when you try to use them on Vinnie !!!!

By: Achilles Cat

Achilles Cat — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:30:17 +0000

Good to know he got a red card. Too bad you can’t “eye for an eye” on that one though. With a pair of pliers.

By: Giskard

Giskard — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:05:38 +0000

Close. It was the fastest red.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:16:52 +0000

Given that American refs and umpires usually wear black and white stripes (not hoops), it’s entirely understandable though.

By: hmph

hmph — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:50:58 +0000

GOOD LORD MAN!! Get your own pair!

By: pf

pf — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:38:38 +0000

haha. famous pic. fastest yellow card in history, 3 seconds into the game if i remember correctly.

By: Tony

Tony — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:37:27 +0000

That’s an opposing player the person grabbing is Vinnie Jones the person being grabbed is Paul Gascoine. Vinnie Jones’ nickname was Psycho for a good reason.

By: Achilles Cat

Achilles Cat — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:02:57 +0000

Ouch! I’m a girl and that looks like Ouch! Was that an intentional mauling of the official’s equipment? What’s the call for that? “Roughing the Ref”? Or is that an opposing player? If it is an opposing player, did the guy doing the “roughing” get a red card or a yellow?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:15:11 +0000

One of the few soccer players of the past decade to not leave the field complaining of a sprained haircut!

By: Annie

Annie — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:52:31 +0000

good ol’ Vinnie

By: factory

factory — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:09:33 +0000

I has a Hotdog