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oakland raiders cheerleader

DISTRACTIONS
For those times you need to forget your failing team

(Oakland Raiders Cheerleader)

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  1. Crystal Kyuuketsuki says:

    Sometimes I think that’s all they’re useful for…

    • paws4thot says:

      By the look of things, that’s all the illustrated woman is useful for. I’m sure my present company has * talents though.

      * – No, there isn’t a word missing here.

      • Nick R. Bocker says:

        It’s refreshing to see someone judgmental of someone else they don’t even know based on their appearance. This world is a better place because of people like you!

  2. Kat says:

    Her jutting rib cage is making me crave pork ribs.

    I think there’s something wrong with that…:S

    • paws4thot says:

      Yes, probably that she needs a few more cheeseburgers in her life.

    • NoAdditives says:

      Yeah, she’s thin. She’s a cheerleader, she’s supposed to be. But anyone would have jutting ribs with their back arched slightly and their arms reaching back like that.

      • vanessa says:

        So, who says a cheerleader NEEDS ribs sticking out? Or that she is SUPPOSE to look like that?I thought men like breasts that bounced. My mistake.

        • G Dogg says:

          What, ALL men want that? All men want exactly the same thing from women? I know this is the internet so sweeping generalisations are kind of the done thing but, really, I sense you’re just trying to convince yourself of this.

          Personally, I like skinny girls. Also, all the training she’d be doing as a cheerleader has probably kept her thin, and being thin makes it easier to do all the cheers.

          • Glorg says:

            YES, All men what that! Damn it! Now show me your tittys!!! >_<

          • vanessa says:

            You like women with no breasts? Boobs don’t have to be big to bounce, and I never said anything was wrong with being slender. If you like women with the body of a hungry adolescent then that’s your prerogative. At least your dates must be cheap.

            • lol@fatchicks says:

              ok fat chick, whatever helps you sleep at night. also, from the picture, you see her right breast IS bouncing. go be jealous somewhere else.

              • Izzy says:

                you have serious issues, you know that? btw, 1 “breast” that looks higher than the other doesn’t count as having bouncing breasts. Vanessa’s right, and you’re just mad cuz you got called out on it

          • The Amazing Rando says:

            I’m not all that picky. Skinny girls, not-so-skinny girls. There are hot chicks in almost every category. I do tend to be kinda picky on the boobs though, but that’s because my wife spoils me. Heh. ;)

        • NoAdditives says:

          I didn’t say cheerleaders NEED to have ribs that stick out. I explained why in this particular position it is likely that most people’s ribs would stick out. (Unless of course, you’re obese.) I also said cheerleaders are supposed to be thin, because no one wants to see a fat cheerleader. Someone can be thin and still look healthy.

          • john says:

            Someone can be bigger than that and be a hot cheerleader, and certainly not fat or obese. She doesn’t look healthy. Thats not “thin” That’s just…gross.

    • Kat says:

      Wow, I make a comment about ribs and food cravings, and we get into a debate about what men like in a woman, and how women’s bodies are supposed to look.

      What the hell, all I wanted was pork ribs.

      She’s pretty and thin (good for her) I don’t care, and you shouldn’t either, every one has a different body type, learn to love yours and find a man or woman who loves you for the way you are. End of story.

      I’m not skinny but I sure don’t hate myself or women who are. Get over it, and live life. Being jealous all the time over how skinny you are or are not is a waste of a life.

  3. cas says:

    she also has her arms pulled way back. if you can do that and not see your ribs then you need to put the cheeseburger down.

    • The Amazing Rando says:

      When you can pry it from my cold, dead hands.

    • Casa says:

      It’s not just her ribs, look at her neck and legs… most serious dancers I see have more muscle on them than she does.
      This chick is sick looking.

      • vanessa says:

        Thank you. I’m so tired of people justifying tired starved looking chicks because of what they say she should look like. There is a difference between athletic and..well…this.

        • Izzy says:

          Give the poor cheerleader a cheezburger and some cheezcaek!! not to offend anyone, but scrawny is a total turn-off. besides, with super-skinny girls you have to be rly careful or they might break, and that’d be one of the most awkward 911 calls ever…

        • Born Thin, Thank You says:

          You know what I’m tired of? Fat girls broadcasting their own poor self-esteem by bashing girls that look better than them.

          Just like there are fatasses like you, there are thin people who were born thin and stay thin. It’s called “ectomorphic”. Look it up, educate yourself, and then shut up.

          If you have a problem with your size, then focus your energy on making yourself look better, not making yourself feel better by attacking women who are thinner than you.

  4. Kelly-Ann says:

    lol, this is why the Steeler don’t have cheerleaders. We have what really counts, loyal fans.

  5. keithybabes says:

    Well, I wouldn’t climb over her to get to you…

  6. SunCloud says:

    Shame on all of you for making fun of someone who has shiny silver fluffy thingys for arms.

  7. Dr. Steve Brule says:

    Ah, just as I thought. Body-snarking and scorn by females, and objectification by males.

    Let’s end this discussion now: some people find this attractive, some don’t. Some find this healthy, some don’t. I personally do not find skinny women attractive, but body type is not cut and dry. Do you know how tall she is? Do you know if she just naturally has a high metabolism? No? Didn’t think so.

    FOR YOUR HEALTH!

  8. guyperson says:

    hey, it destracted me.

  9. Luftwaffle says:

    People, people, I think we can all agree that the Raiders are terrible.

  10. julian says:

    dude i know that chick haha!

  11. Miri says:

    Yowch – that is a very thin woman. I’m distracted by feeling bad for her! Not a Raiders fan anyway, so it doesn’t matter.

  12. kitty says:

    big shnoz, nice tits


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