SUPERMAN
SUPERMAN
he’s actually black
(Walter Payton)
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You’ll believe a fat-@ssed nancy boy in 40lbs of body armour can fly!
Do they realize they spelled actually wrong? This should be on failblog.
Thank god someone else noticed. Stop voting for this caption, its stupid and wrong.
RIP sweetness. Da Bears could use you now–both your ability AND your class!
The best ever.
His memory deserves better spelling, though…
You’re right. He does deserve better.
THAT was one of the reasons I like football(& I’m a girl….=) )
May you rest in peace, Sweetness
Oh dear, someone mentioned the B word in a caption. Shocked that none of the first 6 comments are crying racism already . . .
It is racist, someone photoshopped his bucket of chicken out.
I think I saw the original and he was also carrying a watermelon.
you are both jack-asses
All three of you are wrong! In the original photo he was playing lawn darts with Natasha Richardson by the beach, and BOTH had on matching bikinis… No lie.
Replying to my own posts is fun!
Yeah jackasses…you forgot the koolaid and grape soda.
Fake racism is fun…so get over it.
To balance things out, what is 14 inches long and white?
Nothing.
*rimshot*
So… Superman’s a lot like Jesus then?
Yep, neither one is real. Payton however was real even though he was unbelievable.
Actually Jesus was real, Roman documents at the time documented his census data and his crucifixion data. Try again.
There were lots of Jesuses (Joshuas) running around back then and I’m sure a few got crucified.
That still doesn’t make him fictitional.
Yeah it does
No, it doesn’t. To say Jesus was a fictional person is like saying Socrates was a fictional person. After all, we only have second-hand accounts that he existed, since he never wrote anything himself. What you are likely arguing is that he wasn’t the son of God. Even atheist scholars agree that Jesus existed. Seriously, if you’re going to spout rhetoric, at least have your facts straight.
Owned
Heh, placed that on the wrong person. Messier and Squid got owned
that is the lamest thing i have ever heard.. christianity was made up by the Romans so that people wouldnt abandon Rome, because at the time it wasnt going so good for them.. there is no such documents and if there are beg my pardon, but give me a link so i can see it with my own eyes…
Hey guess what? None of us were there so no one *knows* jack squat. Quit arguing something you can’t prove (or disprove).
There are lots of records of Roman history, not all written by the Romans. I’m not going to argue either way on whether or not the Romans “made Christianity” (or even an early Christian church) up, but there are plenty of instances of the pre-Christian Romans adopting a conquered people’s pantheon of gods wholesale.
Who is this Jesus of which you speak? o.-
You ACTUALLY don’t have it…FAIL…
These comments should be on Failblog.
I find it amusing that even after 25 years the Lions can’t stop someone from scoring.
Shaggy FTW!
All you children need to get over the fact that one of you spelled the word “actually” wrong. You do know that these are user submitted, right?
Gravity: the law with NO loopholes.
And OF COURSE he was black, you think a white man can leap a tall building in a single bound? We don’t have those kind of leg muscles!
Everyone knows white men can’t jump.
greatest running back to ever step on the field. Hands down,R.I.P Sweetness