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He’s not crying because they lost. He’s crying because he just realized he lives in Oklahoma

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  1. Levine says:

    That just made me laugh my pants off xD. I feel sorry for the kid. xD

  2. JD says:

    As opposed to Texas?

  3. Lauri says:

    That is so wrong!!!! Okies are gods people!!! ;)

  4. Kyra Eden says:

    I’m sorry. What’s wrong with Oklahoma?
    I’ve lived here for 17 years and I don’t mind it.

    • Mr Different says:

      What’s wrong with OK? I enjoyed the 10hr drive from Dallas to Albuquerque better than the 5hr drive from Dallas to Tulsa. The roads in OK suck! Not only are they not paved correctly but they have “road work ahead” signs everywhere and never any road work. There are other reasons other people hate the state, but the roads are my main problem.

      • Kocho says:

        That is hilarious….you just drove through and were able to see what’s bugged the hell out of me for the last five years lol…

        Awesome pic btw…freakin’ OU….

      • Mr. Indifferent says:

        At least OK can build their cities on a proper grid. Its like the Dallas city planners thought, “Y’know what would be great? Lets make the southern half of the city turn 45 degrees east….that’d fix the traffic problems”.

        Perhaps if you weren’t on I-35 the whole time you could comment on the roadS…but for now, I’ll accept your opinion on the only one you were on. =D

        And Flat? Lets explore anything in west Texas, shall we? Dang Texans with your death penalties…

      • notapunk says:

        Thank you! I avoid OK at all costs due in no small part to their horrid roads. Hands down the WORST roads in the US.

  5. Texas says:

    Personally, as a Texan, I think Oklahoma isn’t real. It’s kinda like Oz. Or Wonderland! But flatter. And more boring. But they do have a great musical!

  6. Kalashnikov says:

    Ohhhh, that was mean.
    But funny. :D

  7. Texan4Eva says:

    OK only serves one purpose and that is serving as Texas’ hat! Just as Mexico makes a wonderful beard.

  8. jennantonnix says:

    Actually, Texas is Oklahoma’s underwear.

  9. Michael says:

    Oklahoma is flatter than Texas? Are you kidding? Try the drive from El Paso to Ft. Worth. I wanted to shoot myself in the face. I’ve lived in both states, and Oklahoma is by far the prettier of the two.

    As far as roads, you have to be kidding. You can’t drive through Texas without some kind of construction. And don’t even get me started on how horribly Dallas posts signs for highways and exits. I’ve driven all over both states, and I’d much rather drive in Oklahoma than Texas.

    Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows.

    • Mikey says:

      Nice lol I love living in Oklahoma and yes the roads might not be very good but hte landscaping and the people are amazing!

    • mwfisher says:

      I have to defend both places, even though I’m Texan, born and raised. Though I lived in Oklahoma for two years. If you think Oklahoma is flat you haven’t been to the SE part of Oklahoma, in the Ouchita Mountains, you haven’t taken the drive from Tallahina, Ok to Mina, Ark and been up of the mountain where the Queen Willomina Lodge is. Sure, they may look more like hills than mountains, but they are old and part of the Ozarks..

      If you think Texas is flat, you’re wrong, you’ve got the hill country in central Texas, and if you drive down toward Big Bend National park you have the mountains of the southern section of the rockies, the guardalupe mountains, and over towards El paso you have the Franklin mountains.. So, neither place is as flat as people tend to believe.

  10. rmayt14 says:

    as a born-and-bred NEBRASKA CORNHUSKER fan, i have to like this one. id be crying too if i were ever in oklahoma, or wearing any sooners paraphernalia. lol

  11. Stephscanines says:

    HAHAHA!! Poor kid, Oklahoma does suck. The people are nice, but wow, driving through there makes you want to pull your eyeballs out and throw them into one of the freaking windmills. :P

  12. NinnyBooBoo says:

    What’s wrong with Oklahoma? Insanely weak beer, for one…

  13. AndrieuR says:

    Hey! I live in Oklahoma (And go to The University of Oklahoma) and the state and the school are both awesome.

    BACK AWAY FROM OK.

    (or we’ll eat you)

  14. superhomework says:

    i live in oklahoma im thinking about moving to orgeon i dont like this place very much.

  15. Nebub says:

    I Love Oklahoma, I moved here from AK and will never move away!
    Boomer-Sooner

  16. rikki says:

    Wasn’t this game in Texas though?

    I miss Oklahoma so much, I live in Washington now. :B

  17. The Mighty Musnud says:

    This was obviously written by somebody who’s never had the good fortune to live in Oklahoma.

    Like some others have mentioned, I miss it as well…

  18. The Mighty Musnud says:

    By the way, the cleverest one was the “Jacksonville” one, click on the “View All Captions” to see it…

  19. Jon says:

    75% of Oklahoma school kids can’t name the first President of the United States, so I’m thinking this kid is too dumb to realize how much it sucks to live there.

    • James says:

      I also read this article and noted it said there were similar issues like this in Arkansas, if I remember right, but I would go out on a limb and say about every state in the US would have similar numbers as most kids are more worried about Bakagon instead of History nowadays.

      • Mary says:

        Also the study was commissioned by a pro-homeschooling group, a.k.a. an extremely biased source. And my Okie children, ages 8 and 6, respectively, both answered the question correctly and then looked at me like *I* was the moron for asking such an easy question.

        I’m a native Californian and would move back in a heartbeat but Oklahoma is not THAT bad, and it makes me laugh to see people from freaking Texas, Nebraska and similar states slamming it. Yeah….pot, meet kettle.

  20. Mikey says:

    I’m from Oklahoma and I think this is funny bc i think what they ment to put is he is crying bc he is rooting for OU. Go Pokes!

  21. mike says:

    No one cries because they’re from oklahoma. They cry because they realize they’re in texas, a fate worse than death.

    • Stats says:

      Truer words were never said, and for the record that kid is actually from Texas. He lives in the grapevine area.

  22. Catie says:

    As an Okie myself, Oklahoma sucks, but OSU kicks butt (here comes the OU fans to stab me woth their sporks… -_-)

  23. Seward says:

    As a lifelong Okie, I resemble this remark.

    (For the record, screw OU and OSU both. MIT! MIT! MIT!)

  24. Katrina says:

    As someone that has lived in almost every state in this country. All freaking states have road work. Flat states are cool, at least you don’t get sick going on winding up and down hilly roads. And, Oklahoma people are the best. They are friendly, they wave to you even though they don’t know you. I went to school there, and I know who the freaking first president is (GW). At least they made a law stating that if your an illegal they would ship your bottom back to where you came from.

  25. Texas says:

    The Oklahoma mascot is a wagon. That is supposed to be the symbol for the “Sooners” as in the peopel who CHEATED in the Oklahoma land rush… Anyone else see a problem with that being a sports mascot?

  26. Kasey says:

    Go ahead, dis Oklahoma. It’s the country’s best kept secret and as long as people like you keep talking nonsense that others believe, it will keep you losers OUT!

  27. Ben says:

    Its ok buddy, i live in iowa, i know how you feel.

  28. MuEpsilonGamma says:

    HOOK EM HORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. miki says:

    wow i live in norman oklahoma that kid probly has flaming diaria from new york pizza co.

  30. Texas Fan says:

    Dude your a douche. I may be a TEXAS fan, but I live in oklahoma. He is crying because we just kicked there butt.

  31. michael says:

    shut up bitches. ou rules!!!!!!

  32. OU FAN 10 says:

    It is unfair OU only plays in Texas try playing up here Jack asses

    • michael says:

      thats true, and i couldnt agree more but dallas is actualy closer to norman than it is to austin. but only by lke 3 or 4 miles

  33. Scotty says:

    Texas owns OU, no doubt about it. Colt McCoy for Heisman! As for the person who said “Texas is Oklahoma’s underwear”, I have but one thing for you:
    Why doesn’t Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?

    Because Oklahoma SUCKS!

  34. Jim says:

    A joke told to me by an actual Oklahoman:

    “What’s the difference between Oklahoma and yogurt?”
    “Yogurt has active cultures.”

  35. courtney says:

    ok i live in oklahoma and i dont like it but i am a major sooners fan!!!!!!!


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