Breaking News – Darth Maul

Breaking News – Darth Maul pursues carreer in football. Yoda becomes basketball player. More news at 10.
(Oakland Raiders fan)
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This guy is now my favorite football player. Sorry Jeff Saturday!
Second !
Third!
Well, if Yoda uses the Force, he’ll win every game of basketball!
I wonder what team he plays for….
The Dagobah Swamp Slugs, perhaps?
this would be awesome… if he spelled career right.
So is Darth Maul going to be a half back? (and nobody will get this)
haha i got that
brilliant
If you’d used a position that actually exists, like Scrum-half or Fly-half…
it does exist..
just not played much anymore
I was more wondering when one of the guys from ICP started playing football
I’m pretty sure Darth Maul turned to football because he got too chunky to keep up with a Jedi. Plus he went monochrome and couldn’t even scare an Ewok after that.
(Caption fail…that could have been so much funnier. “More news at 10?”)
Wait, I thought Darth Maul was Sith, not Jedi.
Yes, and so did Blitz.
Looks like someone from the band “Kiss”
That’s exactly what I thought…then I facepalm’d myself.
Let’s all be fair; if that guy is a fan, his team supporting efforts are epic-win. He even got the make-up right!
What a fattie.
Where do people get that TVN template???
SERIOUS caption wit fail. Thank you for contributing so much effort here, pointing out the EXACT thing the guy was trying to do. it would have been funny if you made a connection between Darth Maul and football, but you didnt, so it wasnt. Maybe if I find a picture of a fan wearing a Superman shirt, I can send it your way for a hilarious “Superman plays football. Lex Luthor plays baseball” caption.
May the character in the movie and the fan in this picture rest in peace. (well, peices for maul. literally.)
I want YOU!