If getting hit by the ball anywhere else gets you a walk, I think this one should give you a home run (it would be more like a limp than a run, but you get the idea).
Here in Merrie England we used to have a cricket commentator called Brian Johnston. In one match, the batsman got hit right in the box by a fast one on the fifth ball of the over (six balls per over, if you didn’t know). After a delay of several minutes while the poor guy regained his composure, Johnners announced that play had resumed and declared, “One ball left.” More at http://www.johnners.com/
Uh… no, that’s 3 balls…
Wouldn’t this be ‘Strike Two’?
no there are three things in the area, i thought the same at first, but no.
Luckily, the steroids have shrunk his balls so much that he didn’t feel a thing!
I was going to say that! ^_^
Guess you were too late, weren’t ya
Gotta hurt though, balls or not!
Guess he beat you to that, didn’t he?
Sh*t happens…
Gotta hurt though…. balls or not…
No more playing with himself XD
or playing with anyone else.
I think that hit inverted it
I would say that hit imploded it
YOUR (CHILDREN WILL NEVER COME) OUT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I said Ball-Two, but then I read it was bonds and realized he has no more balls.. or class.. or dignity.. or brains.. or value as a human being…
If getting hit by the ball anywhere else gets you a walk, I think this one should give you a home run (it would be more like a limp than a run, but you get the idea).
Here in Merrie England we used to have a cricket commentator called Brian Johnston. In one match, the batsman got hit right in the box by a fast one on the fifth ball of the over (six balls per over, if you didn’t know). After a delay of several minutes while the poor guy regained his composure, Johnners announced that play had resumed and declared, “One ball left.” More at http://www.johnners.com/
2 balls 1 Strike!
You’re out, and so are your future kids.